Isn’t that the million dollar question. Usually, we’ll begin over drinks or an activity, excitedly laying eyes on each other and finding our natural rhythm before slinking off to somewhere more private. It’s all about chemistry, and there’s nothing like building up anticipation. If you’re looking for ideas, my favourite things are fine dining, quirky cocktails, art galleries, exhibitions and the theatre. I’m always keen to learn new things, whether it’s a flavour combination or a painting technique. If you want to make things even spicier, you can incorporate my fiercely competitive nature to get me riled up - how about your favourite game?

I am not looking for your information for anything other than safety - it will be deleted promptly after screening. Discretion is key, and I will respect your privacy as much as you will respect mine. I will contact you from my encrypted email server, I will only ever call from a blocked ID, and I will never text you without being prompted to. I will happily delete your details after our encounter if you wish, and am well versed in high-profile clientele. I aim to be kept as your private personal paramour, and you mine. My incall location is just shy of central, & is incredibly discreet - a tranquil escape for us to keep our secrets.

Nothing delights me more than receiving a charming, detailed message via my contact form where I can really build up a picture of you, my lover! Of course, if we’ve met before, you can send me an email with your proposal. For new friends, I'll ask for your name, ID and two previous companion references. If you are new to this world of fun and have no references; no problem! Instead could you please provide me with your LinkedIn profile or company website for verification.

Mon chéri, you will be told the donation amount directly from the horse’s mouth when you get in touch. I know you’re excited, but I lay out everything on the companionship tab, under “The Fine Print” section.

I’ve found that when it comes to separating the fantasy enquiries from the deliberate ones, a small payment up-front only tends to scare off the former. Think of it as an insurance policy - once I know you’re serious, I can court you accordingly.

I run a tight ship, and my schedule is something I hold dear. When we arrange our rendezvous, I will ask for a 30% deposit - this allows me to fully commit to our time together, and firmly seal it in ink in my diary.

Gifts are not expected, but I’d never turn one down! If you’d like to bring me something special to wear, my shoe size is UK 4 , dress size UK 8, bust 34A.

Favourites:

Perfume: Givenchy L’interdit intense

Lingerie: Studio Pia, Edge O’ Beyond, Bordelle, Posie, Coco de Mer

Jewellery: Grainne Morton, MAM, Monica Vinader, Daisy, Alighieri

Shoes: Prada, Margiela, Manolo Blahnik

Wine: Surprise me or let me pick - I’m a little obsessed.

Should you be stuck for choice, here is my wishlist.

I’ve successfully passed enough captcha tests in my life to assure me of my status as a human being, but if you’d like some more reassurance, you can sign up to my OnlyFans, visit my Twitter or Instagram, or check out my various podcast appearances.